According to our sample group of female subjects (editor note: sample group size of 1, which constitute of her – and only her,) tattoo makes a man appears hotter in the eyes of the female (or some male) counterparts.
She: “I don’t know, really. It just feels… hotter. Especially tattoos on the neck, peaking out from under the pants… no I meant COLLAR. Collar. I guess the same thing goes for stubble and beards?”
Me: “I see. Would you date a guy with a lot of tattoos?”
She: “SIGN ME UP.”
Me: “Would you date a guy who wears make-up as well?”
She: “… Wait. Wha?”
“Now how about that, ladies? I can do tattoo, and I can do make-up. Best of both worlds, I tell ya,” said Rick.
To transcribe the above video: Zombie Boy Rick Genest demonstrated the effectiveness of a make-up product by way of covering his full-body, real tattoos using the product. Going to an interview tomorrow for a banker job? Not a problem at all!
Back to the topic.
Since the femina tribe has spoken on the subject of tattoos, it is our job to exploit their will. Grab a tennis ball, bite it, and get ready to be that
Girl Boy with the Dragon Tattoo.
Below we present a gallery of best inspiration for your perusal, in case you’re still deciding between a dragon or a SpongeBob (well Marc Jacobs does have one on his right bicep.)
On a side note, I heard it’s pretty painful inking down south. Care to testify? Anyone?