Before anything else, see how it works:
Wait. Before any other thing else, see how your lady/mom/grandma would probably demonstrate this to her girlfriends when they come visit:
It’s dry cleaning IN DA HAUZ, my friend.
Assuming the machine could deal with 500 pieces of clothes before explosion:
Total SWASH Pods needed: (500 / 12) x $6.99
+ The SWASH Machine: $499.99
$793.57 / 500 = $1.60 per cloth
If you don’t have a lot of clothes that requires dry cleaning but do need it fast from time to time, this could be it.